Jake and his buddy Fred visit a brothel.
Jake goes into the room with the call girl first while Fred waits outside.
When he’s done, Jake closes the door behind him and says: “Don’t waste your time. My wife’s better.”
But Fred goes in anyway.
When he emerges 15 minutes later, he shakes his head in disappointment and says:
“Damn, Jake, you were right. Your wife is better.”