Johnny’s Dad Was Just Getting Out Of The Shower

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One day Johnny’s dad was just getting out of the shower,

Johnny looked down and said,

“ Dad what’s that hanging between your legs?.

“Oh Johnny that’s my nerve and your’s will be this big one of these days” replies Johnny’s dad.

Anyways the next day in school Little Johnny really had to pee.

He raised his hand and said

“Miss I really need to go to the bathroom.”

“No. Not yet there’s someone gone. Says his teacher.

Not able to hold it in Johnny walks over to the garbage can and starts to pee.

Surprised to see her student peeing in A garbage can in front of the whole class the teacher say’s

“My Johnny you have some nerve.”

Little Johnny Johnny says

“That’s nothing you should see my father’s.