Mary and Jane are old friends

Mary and Jane are old friends.

They have both been married to their husbands for a long time; Mary is upset because she thinks her husband doesn’t find her attractive anymore.

“As I get older he doesn’t bother to look at me!” Mary cries.

“I’m so sorry for you, as I get older my husband says I get more beautiful every day.” replies Jane.

“Yes, but your husband’s an antique dealer!”