Mothers

MONA LISA’S MOTHER: “After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that’s the biggest smile you can give us?”

COLUMBUS MOTHER: “I don’’t care what you’ve discovered, you still could have written!”

MICHELANGELO’S MOTHER: “Can’’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?”

NAPOLEON’S MOTHER: “All right, if you aren’’t hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me.”