She saw her daughter with a vibrator

As a woman passes her daughter’s closed bedroom door she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from inside.

Opening the door, she saw her daughter with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked: ‘what in the world are you doing?’

The daughter replied: ‘Mum, I’m thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I’ll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.’

The next day, the girl’s father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door.

Upon entering the room, he saw his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

He asked her what she was doing,

The daughter said: ‘Dad I’m thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I’ll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.’

A couple of days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room.

When she went in she saw her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.

The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.

The wife asked: ‘What the heck are you doing?’

To which the husband replied: ‘I’m watching football with my son-in-law.’