The alcoholic came to the yoga school

The alcoholic came to the yoga school.

Hi, I am an alcoholic. I’ve read in the magazine that yoga helps alcoholics to change their lives. I think I am ready. Can you please give me a few lessons.

Of course, welcome to the family!

Two months later.

So how are you? Have your drinking habits changed?

Yes, that’s really a game changer! All my family and friends are impressed! Now I can drink shots standing on my head in the bar!