The blonde wife came home

The blonde wife came home from her first day commuting into the city.

Her husband noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, “Honey, are you feeling all right?” “Not really,” she replied.

“I’m nauseated from sitting backward on the train.

” “Poor dear,” he said.

“Why didn’t you ask the person sitting across from you to switch seats for a while?” “I couldn’t,” she replied, “there was no one there.”