Three 7-year-old boys were sitting on the curb one day saying what they wanted to be when they grew up.
The first boy said,
“When I grow up I want to be a doctor because then I can drive a flashy car like that one across the street.”
The second little bay says,
“When I grow up I want to be a politician so I can have a nice big house like that one across the street.”
The third little boy whose name is Little Johnny says,
“When I grow up, I want to be covered in hair.”
The other two boys were shocked and demanded an explanation.
“Well,” explained the Little Johnny,
“My sister has a patch of hair only this big (making a triangle with his fingers and thumbs), and she OWNS that house and car across the street.”