Three boys were sitting on the curb

Three 7-year-old boys were sitting on the curb one day saying what they wanted to be when they grew up.

The first boy said, “When I grow up I want to be a doctor because then I can drive a flashy car like that one across the street.”

The second little bay says, “When I grow up I want to be a politician so I can have a nice big house like that one across the street.”

The third little boy whose name is Little Johnny says, “When I grow up, I want to be covered in hair.”

The other two boys were shocked and demanded an explanation.

“Well,” explained the Little Johnny,

“My sister has a patch of hair only this big (making a triangle with his fingers and thumbs), and she OWNS that house and car across the street.”