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A city boy driving through the country passes a chicken farm and he is doing 55 mph. A chicken runs by and passes him inside of...
An woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and...
An old man marries a young woman and they are deeply in love. However, no matter what the husband does loving, the woman never achieves orgasm...
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself....
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for tablet. The pharmacist said “That’s no problem. How many do you want?”...
A wife asked her husband to describe her. He said, ‘You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K’. She said, ‘What does...
An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. “I see spots before my eyes,” he said. “It’s due to old age,” said the doctor....
A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a friend. “It sounds as if you had a great time in Texas,” the friend observed. “But didn’t...
An elderly guy sticks his head in the barbershop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and...
An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer would head out to feed them. And every morning, he...
A man owns a rabbit farm and is known around the world for his rabbits who can lift more than any man. A little boy asks...
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another...
The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn’t bring his swimming trunks, but who...
A couple were out doing some Christmas shopping together. The shopping centre was packed, and as the wife emerged from a shoe and handbag shop, she...
A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They phone for a cab, turn on a night light, cover their pet parakeet...
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan....
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in...
On a break time, a teacher realised that one of his students had just stayed idle like a desolated statue. Wanting to at least cheer him...
An old man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry. He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, “Try our...
Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says, ‘I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The...