A couple had been married for 45 years. And They had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the...
A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs on it. He hit a stone and fell down along with the cycle. The eggs also fell...
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn’t comfortable with that. So the...
James retired from bank service as Senior Manager. Got handsome retirement benefits. He deposited around 5 Million in Mutual Funds and debt funds. 5 Million he...
Four older women are sitting around playing Bridge. The first lady says, “You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is...
A man and his wife went three days without talking after having an argument. On an occasion, the man remembered that the next day he would...
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says, “The parrot...
A Husband and wife went to have dinner at a 5-star restaurant. As the waiter comes with their food, the husband says, “Our food has arrived!...
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank’s call centre. “Is that the High Street branch?”...
A man shops for groceries with his wife. The man sees a case of beer on one of the shelves and puts it in the cart....
A police officer in Grafton stops at a local farm. He talks with an old farmer, and tells him. “I need to inspect your farm for...
A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an old woman, sitting in one corner. He walked over...
A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about...
Two donkeys were talking about their owners: The first one said, “My owner is so harassing, he beats me often” The second donkey: “Why don’t you...
A man and his wife were driving down the road and talking. The wife asked her husband, “Honey if I were to die, would you get...
A game show host is talking to a rabbit. The host looks at his question card. “Okay, here is your first question: What is 7 plus...
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her...
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and...
A man and his wife enter a dentist’s office. The wife says “I need a tooth pulled. No gas or Novocain! I’m in a terrible hurry....
It was a practical session in the psychology class. The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the...