Once, a long, long time ago, in a small village just outside of some place […]
A man was walking down the beach when he found a bottle. He picks […]
A guy burned both of his ears… so they were asking him at the hospital […]
Come out of the stall with wet hands. Pour water in a constant stream on […]
If they say they’re John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their […]
A customer in a restuarant orders a bowl of soup. However, the customer notices that […]
Two men leave a store. One man walks to his Corvette, the other walks out […]
Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to […]
A police officer asks a thief, “Why did you steal this stranger’s watch?” The thief […]
3 men are playing golf at a Country Club: Obi Wan Kenobi, Darth Maul and […]
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. […]
A man lives in a highrise on the 15th floor. Every morning, on the way […]
A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair […]
A guy was limping, so his friend asked him what was wrong. He replied, “My […]
A man walks into a bar and sees his friend sitting beside a 12-inch pianist. […]
Johnny comes back from school crying and says, “Mommy, all the kids in the school […]
Two men were talking about a friend who had recently passed away. “By the time […]
A mother sees her son watching television and says, “Jimmy! I thought I told you […]
A diner yelled out, “Waiter! What’s this fly doing in my soup?” After taking a […]
A reverend awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He […]