Wife sent text to husband. “Hi I will get late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed and...
An 82-year-old husband and 80-year wife went to breakfast at a restaurant, Where the ‘seniors’ special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99....
It’s 10 pm when the phone rings in An Elderly Dr. Stein’s house. “It’s Dr. Gold,” says his wife, passing him the phone, “I do hope...
So, a rich tycoon and his wife are having New Year’s dinner at a very exclusive restaurant, When an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to...
The 6th grade school teacher asked, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says: “I wanna become a billionaire , going...
Early morning Husband woke up his wife and asked her: “Honey would you like to join me for Yoga?” She: “Ohh. So you mean to say...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and...
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, The pastor of a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1000.? It happened again...
An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter, but the boss doesn’t think he’s fit enough. He tells the boss he is able to...
Little James is at a horse auction with his father. He watches as his father moves from horse to horse, running his hands up and down...
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and...
A young man climbs a mountain to a ledge, where there sits an old man with a sword in his lap. The young man says, “I...
A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said “Stay here and be very quiet. I’ll be across the field.” A...
A doctor and a lawyer were attending a party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer....
A little boy opened the big old family Bible and with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out...
A man goes into the hospital for some tests. The medical staff knocks him out, and when he comes around there is a doctor peering over...
A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walks in. After a while they get to talking and at about 10:30 PM the second...
A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening...
A man and a woman had been married some time when the woman began to question her husband. “I know you’ve been with a lot of...
A little girl was sitting on her grandfather’s lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off...