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A couple was at the mall and his wife decided to buy something for their daughter-in-law at an exclusive lingerie shop. Inside, the husband was feeling...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. ‘I got a cookbook once,’ said one, ‘but I could never do anything with...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. “Is there something in particular I can show you?” he...
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found...
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for...
A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist takes out a needle to give the man a shot of Novocain. “No...
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “I found a...
One day, a blonde’s neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had...
A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name. She said, “I’m Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia Ragretumunga...
A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up, he couldn’t quite...
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, “What...
A guy goes into a drugstore to buy rubber pack. “What size?” asks the clerk. “Gee, I don’t know.” “Go see Sophie in aisle 4.” He...
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man...
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ”Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the...
A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off. A homeless man walks up to her. She sees...
A man is talking to his friend and he says: “I’m about to go on vacation, and I don’t know what to do.” His buddy asks:...
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter how careful I am, I can never find the papers I’m looking...
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a £10 note and...
Two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the...
A couple are playing in the annual golf club championship. They are playing in a play off hole and it is down to a 6 inch...