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A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and...
A young man climbs a mountain to a ledge, where there sits an old man with a sword in his lap. The young man says, “I...
A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said “Stay here and be very quiet. I’ll be across the field.” A...
A doctor and a lawyer were attending a party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer....
A little boy opened the big old family Bible and with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out...
A man goes into the hospital for some tests. The medical staff knocks him out, and when he comes around there is a doctor peering over...
A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walks in. After a while they get to talking and at about 10:30 PM the second...
A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening...
A man and a woman had been married some time when the woman began to question her husband. “I know you’ve been with a lot of...
A little girl was sitting on her grandfather’s lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off...
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the...
A local lawyer was sitting in his office the other morning when in walked a beautiful young lady. Without any preliminaries she said she wanted a...
Three elderly men are taking a walk outside their nursing home. The first one says, “Windy, isn’t it?” The second one says, “No, it’s Thursday!” The...
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you...
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality. “If you could have a...
A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked him, “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The lawyer thought a...
A man comes home from a night of drinking. As he falls through the doorway, his wife snaps at him: “What’s the big idea coming home...
A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. “I’m shocked!” she complained. “This is three times what you normally charge.” “Yes, I know,”...
A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last bar stool next to an older woman. After awhile, the woman starts to smell this...
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what would you like for Christmas?” The child stared at him open mouthed...