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Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat. The first kid says, “My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides...
A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he takes a sip of his beer, he hears a tiny little voice say: “Nice...
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the tools, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says,...
A wife is having lovemaking with her husband’s best friend one day. Soon the phone rings, so she answers it. “Yes… uh, huh… OK… yes… bye.”...
An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating proposing. “Do you think she’d marry me if...
A man with a piece of paper in his hand comes into an office where another man is sitting next to a shredding machine. “Do you...
A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old European castle. At the end of the tour the guide asks her how...
An eighty-year-old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, “Oh oh!” The man...
One day at home the phone rings and Joe answers it. On the other end is a confused woman who asks, “Who is this?” “This is...
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself...
A couple was at the mall and his wife decided to buy something for their daughter-in-law at an exclusive lingerie shop. Inside, the husband was feeling...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. ‘I got a cookbook once,’ said one, ‘but I could never do anything with...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. “Is there something in particular I can show you?” he...
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found...
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for...
A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist takes out a needle to give the man a shot of Novocain. “No...
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “I found a...
One day, a blonde’s neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had...
A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name. She said, “I’m Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia Ragretumunga...
A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up, he couldn’t quite...