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A group of girls walks into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them....
A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbour owes me $500 and he doesn’t want to pay up. What should I do?” “Do...
A grandmother who took her little grandson to the beach. They were having a good time until a huge wave came in and swept the boy...
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep...
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman answered “Well,...
Two nuns were walking home one night down a very dark street. One nun was called Sister Mathematical because of her gift for numbers and the...
A doctor tells a rich old man that he’s going to die if he doesn’t get a new heart soon. The old man tells the doctor...
A man walks in a bank, pulls out a gun, and robs the bank… Then he turns around and asks the next customer in line, “Did...
Two fishermen, Paul and Jim, decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favourite sport. After fishing for 4 hours at various places around...
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill. The doctor says, “You know, you should have come to see me sooner. Unfortunately you have waited...
A man was shopping in the men’s department at Bloomingdale’s when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman behind the sales counter. He went up to her...
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, “Sir, I...
Nursery school teacher says to her class, “Who can use the word ‘Definitely’ in a sentence?” First a little girl says “The sky is definitely blue”...
A man and woman were having marriage problems, and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to...
A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He’s slamming tequila left and right. He grabs one, drinks it,...
A woman took her dog to the vet. She said, “I think my dog is dead”. The doctor laid the dog on the table and reached...
A blonde phoned a retail pharmacy to talk about her prescription. He said to the pharmacist, “My doctor ordered this prescription for me. Your store filled...
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, “Your...
One fine morning Dean came early into the office and caught his subordinate, Martin kissing his secretary. Angered, Dean screamed: “Martin, do I pay you good...
A 60-year-old man went to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, “You’re in terrific shape. There’s nothing wrong with you. Why, you might...