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A man was watching TV and enjoying a beer. “Don’t go,” he yelled at the screen. “Do not enter that building. Walk away. Argh, you stupid...
A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, so she said yes. When he went to wipe his bum there was...
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A man went to his lawyer and said “I would like to make a will but I don’t know exactly how to go about it.” The...
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A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the man cuts a fart. His wife rolls over...
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A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet and...
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A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulled out a freezing needle to numb the area. “No way! No...
A woman found herself standing at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greeted her and said, “These are the Gates to Heaven, my dear. But you must...
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning, the wife undoubtedly blonde, picked up the phone, listened a moment and...
Two women are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking...
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and landed on “Science & Nature”. Her question was, “If...
A woman goes to the gynecologist for an exam. She puts her feet into the stirrups and the doctor begins his exam. After a moment, he...
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Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed...
The first-grade teacher was showing pictures of animals to her students to see how many they could name. She held up a picture of a lamb,...