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An elderly couple visits their grown-up grandson one night. While in the bathroom, Grandpa discovers a bottle of pills in his grandson’s medicine cupboard. “I don’t...
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to...
A lady is walking down the street to work and see’s a parrot in a pet store. She stops to admire the bird. The parrot says...
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a genie’s lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it. Lo-and-behold a genie appeared. The...
On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, “I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned that...
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was...
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great lovemaking she spent the next hour just rubbing his ball Something she just...
A woman entered the pharmacy, approached the pharmacist, made direct eye contact, and began to speak. “I would like to buy some cyanide.” The pharmacist asked,...
A husband returns home one night to find his wife in bed with a undressed man. “What are you doing?” he shouts. The wife turns to...
Three men were playing golf. The course was a wicked dogleg with a large water hazard. The first man stepped up to the tee and hit...
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt all over.’ ‘What do you mean?’ said the doctor. The woman touched...
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an...
A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady’s teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a...
A guy walking along the beach finds a bottle and picks it up. A genie pops out and says, “Thanks for letting me out. For your...
A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk who is closely examining something held in his fingers. The lawyer watches the...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy, business taste it. If I don’t sell more cars this month, I’m...
A woman has a serious accident and ends up in the hospital undergoing surgery. Her husband waits in the waiting room, distraught, when several hours later...
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in...
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that...
A customer walks into a coffee shop. She asks the barista, “How much for a cup of coffee?” The barista points to the menu and says,...