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A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy....
This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I...
Rebecca, the curvy blonde secretary, came out from the cabin of her boss. She was shaking with anger, so a colleague asked her what was wrong....
Three old men were sitting around and talking. The 80 year-old said, “The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to...
An old couple were sitting on the porch one afternoon rocking in their rocking chairs. All the sudden the old man reaches over and slaps his...
Two Buddies were drinking in a bar one night and had became extremely drunk. One guy was so drunk that he had got sick all over...
Two buddies are fishing, but they haven’t caught anything all day. Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish. They ask him “excuse...
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken a back because he can’t place...
A man traveling by train asks the ticket collector what time the train stops at Victoria. “Sir, we don’t stop at Victoria.” “But I have to...
An elderly couple visits their grown-up grandson one night. While in the bathroom, Grandpa discovers a bottle of pills in his grandson’s medicine cupboard. “I don’t...
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to...
A lady is walking down the street to work and see’s a parrot in a pet store. She stops to admire the bird. The parrot says...
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a genie’s lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it. Lo-and-behold a genie appeared. The...
On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, “I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned that...
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was...
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great lovemaking she spent the next hour just rubbing his ball Something she just...
A woman entered the pharmacy, approached the pharmacist, made direct eye contact, and began to speak. “I would like to buy some cyanide.” The pharmacist asked,...
A husband returns home one night to find his wife in bed with a undressed man. “What are you doing?” he shouts. The wife turns to...
Three men were playing golf. The course was a wicked dogleg with a large water hazard. The first man stepped up to the tee and hit...