The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary. The old woman said, “We will go to all the...
A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He...
Three young women were hired by an insurance company on the same day. A year later the boss said each of them was due for a...
A man and a woman had been married some time when the woman began to question her husband. “I know you’ve been with a lot of...
A married man decided to work late to be with his hot secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he...
A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass...
A young woman asks her mother, “Mom, how many kind of private part are there?” The mother, surprised, answers, “Well, daughter, a man goes through three...
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis,...
Carl was talking to a girl in a New York City bar. He asked, “Can I get you a drink?” The girl replied, “Certainly.” Carl then...
Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says, “Ya know, when I was thirty and got an self enjoyment, I couldn’t...
A blonde wanting to earn extra money decided to do odd jobs for her wealthy neighbors. At the first house, the owner said, “Well, you can...
Johnny wanted to have lovemaking with a girl in his office, But she belonged to someone else. One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went...
A woman comes home early, and finds her husband in bed with a girl. She is furious, threatens to kill them both… the husband says: Believe...
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she doesn’t...
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun....
A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. ‘We need a fourth for poker,’...
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed...
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts to gallop. The blonde is enjoying herself. All of a sudden she...
A guy offers to buy a drink for an attractive young woman seated at a bar. She gives him the green light, so he goes to...
A blonde car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps...