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A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, “I’ve never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think...
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her...
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever...
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and,...
Three Blonds are walking down the street when they see some tracks. The first one said “I think they are dog tracks.” The second one said...
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do. The...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is....
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several months. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that...
Two men were hunting deer when a large bear rears up and begins to charge them. The one man puts his running shoes on and begins...
A young girl was a call girl and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a night house...
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look...
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get horny?” The...
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: “Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway why are you going so slow?” Sister: “Sir, I saw...
Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had just one golf ball. “Don’t...
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question. WIFE: “What would you do...
Two blondes, Carol and Patty, were walking down the street. Carol noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened...
An elderly man goes into his doctor’s office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says: “I’m sorry, Bill, but we...
An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and nurse stood close by. Then he spoke: “Bill, you take the Beverly...
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and...
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he...