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A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt all over.’ ‘What do you mean?’ said the doctor. The woman touched...
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an...
A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady’s teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a...
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The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in...
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The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary. The old woman said, “We will go to all the...
A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He...
Three young women were hired by an insurance company on the same day. A year later the boss said each of them was due for a...
A man and a woman had been married some time when the woman began to question her husband. “I know you’ve been with a lot of...
A married man decided to work late to be with his hot secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he...
A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass...
A young woman asks her mother, “Mom, how many kind of private part are there?” The mother, surprised, answers, “Well, daughter, a man goes through three...
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis,...
Carl was talking to a girl in a New York City bar. He asked, “Can I get you a drink?” The girl replied, “Certainly.” Carl then...
Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says, “Ya know, when I was thirty and got an self enjoyment, I couldn’t...