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An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and...
A man walked into a where house and told the Madam he wanted a woman who had AIDs, HepB, and herpes. He showed her a wad...
A woman was having an affair. One rainy day she was in bed with her Lover when she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway....
There was once a woman who was married to a man who would make extremely loud and disgusting farts every morning as soon as he woke...
A grandson asked his grandpa one question while on the way back from school. Grandson: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? Grandpa...
A new doctor came into town and set up shop 4 months ago. I’m a doctor too, so I was worried about losing any of my...
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth...
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom,...
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good...
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association....
The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had lovemaking together over fifty years ago? We went behind the...
One day an old lady won the lottery and bought a mansion. She would wake up every day in her mansion lonely so one day the...
A hunter went out to hunt for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to...
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife. “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would...
Three old men Bert, Arnie and Harry was sitting on a park bench debating what the meanest animal in the world was. Bert said: “The meanest...
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and...
The 80-year-old man sat down in the orthopaedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he said, “I’ve made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know....
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once...
A little old man told his wife, “I have to go to my doctor’s appointment now. I’ll see you later.” After he left, his wife sat...
Two medical students were walking along the street. When they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly....