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A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run out, goes back to question the chef. “Hey,...
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What...
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped...
After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree, and the pastor greets the family. “Pastor,”...
There’s a couple that has been dating for a while. As much as he wants to, she won’t sleep with him, because she’s saving her virginity...
A few women were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One lady said, “My husband just won’t go to church...
A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day… She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His...
Two men at a bus stop started a conversation. One of them keeps complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man says, “You think you have...
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her...
A old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a Church!!!! Everyone was curious and asked...
The elderly lady is in the Supermarket and starts throwing the frozen veggies on the floor, so the Manager asks if he can help. “I’m looking...
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for her birthday. As they had not been dating very long, it was a...
An old man is 85-year old and insists on taking his wife’s hand everywhere they go. When a man asked him why his wife kept looking...
A lady and her dog were enjoying a stroll in the park when her dog was mounted from behind by a large Rottweiler. The Rot was...
Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench. Ethel said, “You know, Mabel, I’ve been reading this ‘lovemaking...
Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover and a throbbing black eye. The first thing he sees is a single rose on the side table and...
A 70-year-Old Retired Military officer had one Hobby….. He loved to Fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when He heard. A voice...
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, “Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpa? Grandpa...
A wife was in bed with her lover, When she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk...
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says to himself with caution, “This guy looks edible, never seen...