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A guy is stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years. One day he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself,...
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re...
Two guys walking down the street talking. One says to the other, “I wish I had a million dollars.” The second guy says, “Oh, I’m working...
A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest,...
A guy had just returned from two weeks of vacation. He asked his boss for two more weeks off to get married. “What?” shouted the boss,...
A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes.”...
A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar...
A blonde was with her husband shopping and she decided that they would shop in different parts of the mall. They meet in the middle 2...
A guy goes to see the doctor, because he’s a little too well-endowed. In fact, it’s 25 inches long and he can’t get any women to...
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to...
Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror. “This picture looks like someone...
A middle aged man goes into the doctor’s office for a check-up with a litany of complaints. The doctor speaks to the man’s wife alone and...
A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she...
An 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with...
A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts. The guy says, “No, ma’am.” She says, “Well, do...
A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a whisky. When the bartender delivers the drink, the cowboy asks, “Where is everybody?” The bartender replies, “They’ve...
A magazine reporter is traveling through a rain forest, in search of a fabled cannibalistic tribe. He falls into a trap, goes unconscious and wakes up...
A blonde is speaking to a psychiatrist. Blonde, “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.” Psychiatrist,...
Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it. I get under...
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a well-endowed, beautiful, young, blonde woman in a tight-fitting bikini strolled passed. The woman looked...