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Two men were hunting deer when a large bear rears up and begins to charge them. The one man puts his running shoes on and begins...
A young girl was a call girl and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a night house...
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look...
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get horny?” The...
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: “Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway why are you going so slow?” Sister: “Sir, I saw...
Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had just one golf ball. “Don’t...
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question. WIFE: “What would you do...
Two blondes, Carol and Patty, were walking down the street. Carol noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened...
An elderly man goes into his doctor’s office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says: “I’m sorry, Bill, but we...
An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and nurse stood close by. Then he spoke: “Bill, you take the Beverly...
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and...
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he...
A guy is stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years. One day he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself,...
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re...
Two guys walking down the street talking. One says to the other, “I wish I had a million dollars.” The second guy says, “Oh, I’m working...
A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest,...
A guy had just returned from two weeks of vacation. He asked his boss for two more weeks off to get married. “What?” shouted the boss,...
A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes.”...
A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar...
A blonde was with her husband shopping and she decided that they would shop in different parts of the mall. They meet in the middle 2...