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A blonde decides to try horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately...
The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the...
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed...
An old man and an old woman are together every night. They aren’t married, but for years and years they have spent every night together. All...
The doctor entered the room and advised his patient that a brain transplant was the only remedy. “Fortunately” he continued, “this hospital has perfected the procedure,...
There were two call girls, one was very beautiful and the other was ugly. The beautiful call girl used to make around $1,000-$3,000 a month but...
This old man went to a whorehouse and said to the manager that he wanted something different. So the manager sent him up to room “69”....
Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, “I was cleaning the Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch...
Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night. Look at that moon!” The other drunk stops and looks at...
A man goes to the post office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” He replies, “Yes, caffeine.” “Have...
The real estate boss got a hot new secretary. Afraid of make love harassment issues he held himself off for a week, but finally overcome with...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night, her parents are out of town...
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since...
Sam had proposed to young Lisa and was being interviewed by his prospective father-in-law. “Do you think you are earning enough to support a family?” the...
A woman went to see her psychiatrist. “I’m really concerned,” she said. “The other day I found my daughter and the little boy next door together,...
A guy walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, “shingles.” So she took down his name, address, and...
An old man is sitting on his porch when he sees a young boy walking down the street dragging something behind him. He calls out to...
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he...
A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in lovemaking. He gives her a pill but warns her that it’s still...
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt all over.’ ‘What do you mean?’ said the doctor. The woman touched...