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A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead...
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my...
Two guys are sitting at a bar. “You know why I love this bar?” asks the first one. “No,” says the second guy. “Why do you...
A husband and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good...
A woman with a minor injury was at the hospital because her doctor said she wanted to take a closer look at it to make sure...
Rodney walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots one for me and one for my best buddy here.” The bartender says, “You...
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you...
A mother is cleaning her teenage daughter’s room when she finds a bondage magazine hidden under the bed. She shows it to her husband and asks...
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to...
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy....
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his expensive wool vest and said, “Well, son, it...
A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” “Why do you always have to give me...
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can...
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away suddenly...
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”...
Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scared-cat. The first kid says, “My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides...
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,...
An elderly couple, vacationing at a cabin by the lake, were sitting on the porch and reminiscing about their younger years. “This is the lake where...
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and...
A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, “I don’t like the looks of your...