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Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror. “This picture looks like someone...
A middle aged man goes into the doctor’s office for a check-up with a litany of complaints. The doctor speaks to the man’s wife alone and...
A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she...
An 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with...
A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts. The guy says, “No, ma’am.” She says, “Well, do...
A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a whisky. When the bartender delivers the drink, the cowboy asks, “Where is everybody?” The bartender replies, “They’ve...
A magazine reporter is traveling through a rain forest, in search of a fabled cannibalistic tribe. He falls into a trap, goes unconscious and wakes up...
A blonde is speaking to a psychiatrist. Blonde, “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.” Psychiatrist,...
Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it. I get under...
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a well-endowed, beautiful, young, blonde woman in a tight-fitting bikini strolled passed. The woman looked...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately...
The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the...
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed...
An old man and an old woman are together every night. They aren’t married, but for years and years they have spent every night together. All...
The doctor entered the room and advised his patient that a brain transplant was the only remedy. “Fortunately” he continued, “this hospital has perfected the procedure,...
There were two call girls, one was very beautiful and the other was ugly. The beautiful call girl used to make around $1,000-$3,000 a month but...
This old man went to a whorehouse and said to the manager that he wanted something different. So the manager sent him up to room “69”....
Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, “I was cleaning the Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch...
Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night. Look at that moon!” The other drunk stops and looks at...
A man goes to the post office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” He replies, “Yes, caffeine.” “Have...