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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat....
A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign...
A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench....
Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs-hurt, I no...
An old married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the...
A man goes to the doctor complaining about stomach problems, and he asks him what he’s been eating. “I only eat pool balls,” he says. “Red...
A woman goes to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. The psychic’s eyelids begin fluttering, her voice begins warbling, her hands...
A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s...
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s...
A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having lovemaking. The guy lies on his side of the bed and rests....
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. “You know,”...
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks...
Jake and his buddy Fred visit a brothel. Jake goes into the room with the call girl first while Fred waits outside. When he’s done, Jake...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,...
A undressed woman is bouncing on her bed singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, “You...
Mommy has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while. “You understand it now?” Mommy asks....
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality. “If you could have a...
A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, “That new upper plate I put...
Two blondes were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either...
A guy goes to the psychiatrist. “Doctor,” says the guy, “I feel as if I’m two different people! Two totally different personalities!” “Do you think I...