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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s...
A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having lovemaking. The guy lies on his side of the bed and rests....
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. “You know,”...
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks...
Jake and his buddy Fred visit a brothel. Jake goes into the room with the call girl first while Fred waits outside. When he’s done, Jake...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,...
A undressed woman is bouncing on her bed singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, “You...
Mommy has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while. “You understand it now?” Mommy asks....
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality. “If you could have a...
A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, “That new upper plate I put...
Two blondes were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either...
A guy goes to the psychiatrist. “Doctor,” says the guy, “I feel as if I’m two different people! Two totally different personalities!” “Do you think I...
A man went to his doctor and told him that he had not been feeling well lately. The doctor examined the man, left the room, and...
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so...
A schoolgirl approaches her mother and announces, “Mommy, I know where babies come from!” “And where is that?” her mother asks. “Well, Mommy and Daddy take...
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, “my wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth...
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn all over his body. He goes to the hospital and is...
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she doesn’t...
At the doctor’s office, Tom was getting a check up. “I have good news and bad news,” says the doctor. “The good news is you have...
Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing...