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A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t...
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear no car was to enter unless it had a special sticker...
A girl came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to...
An Irishman is walking along the beach one day, and he sees a bottle laying in the sand. He picks it up and starts to brush...
A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!” He...
A man walks in a bank, pulls out a gun, and robs the bank… Then he turns around and asks the next customer in line, “Did...
A guy offers to buy a drink for an attractive young woman seated at a bar. She gives him the green light, so he goes to...
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After...
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other’s health, one asked how the other’s...
A guy enters a bar and orders two shots of vodka. He drinks the first and dumps the second on his right hand. He then orders...
A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper. “Pardon me, sir,” she...
A blondes go into a bar and one of them says to the bartender, “A round of drinks for me and my friends.” They get their...
A man comes home from a night of drinking with the boys. As he falls through the doorway of his house, his wife snaps at him,...
A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he...
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o’clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman,...
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it, because you...
A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair. One afternoon they couldn’t contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where...
A woman came home early from work one day and found her husband in bed with a young and attractive woman. The woman yelled at her...
The patient was lying in bed, still groggy from the effects of the recent operation. His doctor came in, looking very glum. “I can’t be sure...
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it...