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A man walks pass a beggar on the corner of the street where he works. The beggar holds out his one hand and the man drops...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Stevie, wanna play house?” He...
An old couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband, “Just think, honey, we’ve been married for 50 years.?” “Yes,” he replies....
An old couple were talking. The wife asked her husband, “How many women have you slept with?” “Only you, Darling,” the man replied proudly. “With all...
A guy goes into a drug store to buy rubber pack. “What size?” asks the clerk. “Gee, I don’t know.” “Go see Sophie in aisle 4.”...
A man meets a woman at a bar and asks her, “Would you have lovemaking with me for 10 million dollars?” Without skipping a beat she...
A police officer was investigating an accident on a two-lane, narrow road in which the drivers had hit virtually head-on. One driver, an extremely elderly woman,...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman...
A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn’t gotten the license...
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of...
A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that...
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to...
Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building when the first man turns to the other and says,...
One day a blonde went up to a soda machine, put in some money, and a soda came out. She got really excited and started to...
Old Josh was sat in his garden, sunbathing in the deck chair when he noticed his grand-son kneeling on the lawn with a worm. When he...
A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or...
Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case. “Look,” said one to the other, “let’s be honest with each other.” “Okay, you first,” replied the other....
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions: Officer: What’s 2 + 2? Blonde: Ummm… 4! Officer:...
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some...
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom....