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A husband was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back...
A blonde goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoohoo” she shouts, “how can I...
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he...
“I must have a raise,” the man said to his boss. “There are three other companies after me.” “Really?” the boss asked. “What other companies are...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned...
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid...
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. ‘So, Miss, can you tell us your age,...
A blonde was hard up for money, so she walked around her neighborhood, trying to find a job. She met a nice man who said he...
A third grade teacher asked her students to, one by one, stand in front of the class and tell what their Daddy’s do. Little Mary went...
A wife woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house....
A young pastor moved to town and decided he would go around and introduce himself to the new congregation. He rang the first door bell and...
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a “Curse” he has been living with for the last 40 years....
A mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says “No way. I don’t think you can pay for it.” The...
A boy asks his dad, “What’s the difference between potential and realistic?” The dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family if they’d...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several...
A man was shopping in the men’s department at Bloomingdale’s when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman behind the sales counter. He went up to her...
Bubba and Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when the decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets...
A man was walking down the beach when he noticed a cave. He walked in and looked around only to discover a magic lamp buried in...
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found...
A little boy opened the big Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked...