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An old man ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. He then unwrapped the burger and carefully cut it in half, placing...
A bunch of girls had become upset at an anthropology professor who had a knack of offending women. They decided the next time he did something...
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to do something about my husband he thinks he’s a refrigerator!” “I wouldn’t worry too...
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she...
A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and...
A man came home from an exhausting day at work, plopped down on the couch in front of the television, and told his wife: “Get me...
A couple of young children are at day care one day when one of the little girls approaches Tommy and says, “Hey, Tommy, wanna play house?”...
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro asks her what she wants. “I can’t find any green golf...
A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn’t want to pay up. What should I do?” “Do...
A cowboy runs into a bar and says to the bartender, “Give me twenty shots of your best scotch, and make it quick!” The bartender pours...
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders. The man...
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t...
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear no car was to enter unless it had a special sticker...
A girl came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to...
An Irishman is walking along the beach one day, and he sees a bottle laying in the sand. He picks it up and starts to brush...
A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!” He...
A man walks in a bank, pulls out a gun, and robs the bank… Then he turns around and asks the next customer in line, “Did...
A guy offers to buy a drink for an attractive young woman seated at a bar. She gives him the green light, so he goes to...
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After...