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Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other’s health, one asked how the other’s...
A guy enters a bar and orders two shots of vodka. He drinks the first and dumps the second on his right hand. He then orders...
A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper. “Pardon me, sir,” she...
A blondes go into a bar and one of them says to the bartender, “A round of drinks for me and my friends.” They get their...
A man comes home from a night of drinking with the boys. As he falls through the doorway of his house, his wife snaps at him,...
A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he...
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o’clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman,...
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it, because you...
A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair. One afternoon they couldn’t contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where...
A woman came home early from work one day and found her husband in bed with a young and attractive woman. The woman yelled at her...
The patient was lying in bed, still groggy from the effects of the recent operation. His doctor came in, looking very glum. “I can’t be sure...
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it...
A husband was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back...
A blonde goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoohoo” she shouts, “how can I...
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he...
“I must have a raise,” the man said to his boss. “There are three other companies after me.” “Really?” the boss asked. “What other companies are...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned...
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid...
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. ‘So, Miss, can you tell us your age,...
A blonde was hard up for money, so she walked around her neighborhood, trying to find a job. She met a nice man who said he...