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Three old men Bert, Arnie and Harry were sitting on a park bench debating what the meanest animal in the world was. Bert said: “The meanest...
A couple were driving home late at night in the pouring rain when their car accidentally ran over a badger. They got out of the car...
A woman was out driving when she stalled at a red light. Hard though she tried, she was unable to restart the engine and soon a...
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells...
A new teacher was getting to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father did for a living. The first little girl...
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank’s call center in India. “Is that the High...
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, who was a big...
The bartender asked a guy sitting at the bar: “What’ll you have?” The guy answered: “A scotch, please.” The bartender handed him the drink and said:...
A man walked into a bar and ordered a twelve-year-old scotch. Believing that the customer would not be able to tell the difference, the bartender poured...
A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, “Where have you been?” The boy says, “On top of...
A man runs to the doctor and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!” The doctor asks, “How long has...
My girlfriend was slightly overweight. So, our Doctor put her on a diet. He said to her that she had to eat regularly for 2 days,...
One day a woman was working at a bank when an armed and masked robber bursts in demanding money. The woman has no money and says:...
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?”...
A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the rubber pack display. Boy: “Dad, why do they do packs of one rubber...
A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other undressed for the first time. The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains,...
A father has three daughters who are all getting married on the same day. He asks his oldest daughter, “Whom do you wish to marry? She...
A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rubber pack. She asks, “What size please?” “Good question,” he replies, “I’m not sure,”...
A rich lady gives her butler the night off because she is going out on a date. When she arrives back home from the date she...
A deaf man enters a pharmacy to buy rubber pack and tries to explain what he wants with sign language. The pharmacist doesn’t understand anything so...