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A third grade teacher asked her students to, one by one, stand in front of the class and tell what their Daddy’s do. Little Mary went...
A wife woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house....
A young pastor moved to town and decided he would go around and introduce himself to the new congregation. He rang the first door bell and...
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a “Curse” he has been living with for the last 40 years....
A mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says “No way. I don’t think you can pay for it.” The...
A boy asks his dad, “What’s the difference between potential and realistic?” The dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family if they’d...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several...
A man was shopping in the men’s department at Bloomingdale’s when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman behind the sales counter. He went up to her...
Bubba and Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when the decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets...
A man was walking down the beach when he noticed a cave. He walked in and looked around only to discover a magic lamp buried in...
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found...
A little boy opened the big Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked...
Mr. Johnson was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. He said, I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a...
Little Jenny walked into the kitchen one day and looked up at her mother, who was busy cooking dinner. “Mommy, how old are you?” she asked....
Two lawyers were in a coffee shop talking. One of the lawyers names was Thomas Strange. After a while their conversation became rather morbid, and they...
Nursery school teacher says to her class, “Who can use the word ‘Definitely’ in a sentence?” First a little girl says “The sky is definitely blue”...
Two men were shipwrecked near an island. When they landed ashore, one of them began screaming and yelling, “We’re going to die! We’re going to die!...
A man and woman were having marriage problems, and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to...
A businessman boarded a flight and was lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he noticed she...
A man goes into the hospital for some tests. The medical staff knocks him out, and when he comes around there is a doctor peering over...