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A woman goes into a adult toy shop to buy a tool. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, “I want that one!”...
The alcoholic came to the yoga school. Hi, I am an alcoholic. I’ve read in the magazine that yoga helps alcoholics to change their lives. I...
Hello, 911. I have an emergency. My girlfriend is about to kill me. Is she there with you right now? No, she is probably on her...
A young lady is buying a box of tampons in the store. They are missing the UPC and won’t ring up. The cashier asks his co-worker...
Grandchildren asked their grandfather: Grandpa, did you have any childhood dreams? And have they come true? Yes, I had two childhood dreams but only one came...
The little girl is asking her mother: Mom, what is make love? Mother is not ready for this conversation but she decides to explain everything in...
A busty blonde woman walks into a New York bank and goes straight up to the counter. “Hello,” the man behind the counter says to the...
A man walks into a bar and sees a man sitting at a table with a tiny man playing a tiny piano. “Hey, where’d you get...
Mrs. Jennings began each vocabulary lesson by asking the students to use a word in a sentence. “Okay, class,” she announced, “who can use the word...
A young pot head starts to smoke. His neighbors, an older christian couple, get sick of the smell seeping through the walls and call the cops....
Frank came into work late one day and his boss was noticeably upset: “You’ve been late almost every day this month! You’re fired unless you give...
Three fathers we sitting in a bar bragging to each other about how successful each of their sons was. The first father declared, “my son is...
A man stops by his doctor’s office. He tells his doctor of his concern for his wife’s hearing. “She doesn’t answer me when I ask her...
A man was driving down the highway when another car starts to tailgate him. To make some room between them, the man in front speeds up...
The first day of first grade, Mrs. Smith asked her students to name their favorite letter. One young girl in front raised her hand and said:...
It was a bright Sunday morning and Mr. Smith is reading his morning paper at the front porch when his only child came up to him....
A cab passenger taps the driver on his shoulder to ask a question. Spooked, the driver lost control of the car and nearly hits several business...
Being new in town, Sophia was trying to find the library. She asks a man standing by, “Hi. Excuse me. Do you know where the library’s...
The teacher asked the students to identify an animal whose name starts with the letter “K”. Carl raised his hand and answered, “Kangaroo!” “Very well”, the...
An old man came to his doctor’s office and asked for a consultation about a very sensitive problem. “I fart all the time, Doctor Miller. On...