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A man and his wife were driving down the road and talking. The wife asked her husband, “Honey if I were to die, would you get...
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but...
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. “All right children, let’s take another example,” she said. “If I...
Wife sent a message to her husband: Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and says hi to you. Husband: Who is...
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking woman. After a few drinks he musters the courage to talk to...
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom...
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are bastard.” Another guy stands up and says “Hey…I resent that…” The first guy says,...
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to...
A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes...
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with make love. “Doc, I think my weapon is just too damn small,” he...
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.” So, the...
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a seed count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this...
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, “What’ll it be buddy?” The man says,...
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference between hypothetical and reality?” The father replies: “Well son, I could give...
A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink...
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at...
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his fifth grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a...
Three women were sitting around talking about their make love lives. The first said, “I think my husband’s like a championship golfer. He’s spent the last...
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened. “I did a terrible thing,” sniffed the...
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a couple making love...