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A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. ‘Just where the heck do you...
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time, her father’s undressed. Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she...
This newly wed couple were on there honeymoon and where about to have lovemaking: Wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell...
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a boy. They...
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May i see your licence? Lady: what...
The doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast. As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelled to his wife,...
70-year-old George went for his annual physical. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night....
The blind man was out walking with his Guide dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man’s leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched...
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt. The doctor looked concerned and said, “Show me where.”...
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even...
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on...
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Tony home?” “No, he went to the store.” “Well,...
A man was out hunting. He just happened to be hunting bears. As he trudged through the forest looking for the beasts, he came upon a...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away...
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”...
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, “I’m here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed...
A primary school teacher decided to see how many of the city kids knew what sounds farm animals made. She asked the kids to put their...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions....
The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: “I’m afraid we’re going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I...
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking...