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Two good friends are out driving on Route 66 and one guy has to take a leak. Being in the middle of nowhere they pull over...
Two lawyers are having a drink after work. “The most amazing thing happened to me last night,” said the first one. “I was working, and suddenly...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the lawyer’s rates. “$50.00 for three questions”, replied the lawyer. “Isn’t that awfully steep?” asked the...
Mrs. Samson asks her class: “Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?” Nobody raises...
A professor at the University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks them, “How many folk here...
A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out...
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car’s radio telling them to disperse...
A man walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. “I will grant you three wishes,” announced...
Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge. The Doctor said, “Get undressed,...
A guy walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch. The bartender poured him the drink and the guy drank it down in one gulp....
A teacher asks her class if anyone could use the word ‘indefinitely’ in a sentence. Little Johnny raises his hand at the back of the class....
Bill and Mary were married for 40 years and decided they wanted to renew their vows and planned a second wedding. They were discussing the details...
Three guys are in a doctor`s office. One is a drunk, another`s a smoker and the third`s a gay guy. The doctor tells each of them...
A young man walked up and sat down at the bar. “What can I get you?” the bartender inquired. “I want 6 shots of Jagermeister,” responded...
A man came home just in time to find his lover in bed with another man. In a total rage, he dragged his lover down the...
This elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera, and announces, “My friends, I’d like to...
A guy rings his boss, “I can’t come to work today.” The boss asks, “Why?” The Guy says, “It’s my eyes.” “What’s wrong with your eyes”,...
A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the game warden! Immediately, one...
Two fishermen travel 100 miles to try out a new fishing spot. They buy a variety of bait and lures and rent a boat. After a...
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours, and afterward they’re just...