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A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes...
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with make love. “Doc, I think my weapon is just too damn small,” he...
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.” So, the...
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a seed count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this...
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, “What’ll it be buddy?” The man says,...
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference between hypothetical and reality?” The father replies: “Well son, I could give...
A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink...
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at...
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his fifth grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a...
Three women were sitting around talking about their make love lives. The first said, “I think my husband’s like a championship golfer. He’s spent the last...
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened. “I did a terrible thing,” sniffed the...
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a couple making love...
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. ‘Just where the heck do you...
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time, her father’s undressed. Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she...
This newly wed couple were on there honeymoon and where about to have lovemaking: Wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell...
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a boy. They...
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May i see your licence? Lady: what...
The doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast. As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelled to his wife,...
70-year-old George went for his annual physical. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night....
The blind man was out walking with his Guide dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man’s leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched...