A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. “What’s wrong?” asked his mother. “Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?” he...
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front...
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck...
A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the...
Three guys are arrested in an adult book store and appear before the judge. He asks the first guy to stand: “What is your name?” he...
After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was...
An doubter was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed...
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing...
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he pick up a CD player to place...
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he...
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his...
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, “Little Johnny, why has your school work...
A husband and wife decided they needed to use code to indicate that they wanted to have lovemaking without letting their children in on it. They...
Two women friends had gone out for a girls night out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly...
The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a pure and I don’t know anything about lovemaking. Can you explain it to me first?” “OK,...
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free...
A man is traveling through the jungle for days. Growing tired, he passes by a house and decides to ask if they could put him up...
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, “Doctor,...
This guy is walking with his friend. He says to this friend, “I’m a walking economy.” The friend replies “How so?” “My hair line is in...
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language...