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A wife woke up from her night’s sleep and began recounting her dream to her husband. “I dream they were auctioning off tools in this place,...
A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad....
A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas Cards. “What denomination?” asked the clerk. “Oh, good heavens! Have we come to...
A Russian couple are walking when it begins to precipitate. The man, Rudolph tells his wife it is raining but she insists that it is snowing....
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually...
A man walks into a doctor’s office and says, “I have a problem with my weapon!” The lady at the counter says, “Sir, we do not...
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would help...
A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife doesn’t want to have lovemaking with him for the last 7 months. The doc...
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the rubber pack display, and the boy asks, “What are...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day and found him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a rubber pack onto his weapon....
A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter. The first...
A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring...
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two call girls and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is...
An old man is in the surgery, and he asks the doctor if there was any way he could find out if his wife was hard...
A doctor goes to his office one Monday and is shocked to find that it has been ransacked and the files have all been mixed up....
A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says “I’ll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have...
A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass...
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heather hill in the Highlands. They had been silent for a while; then the lass said,...
One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, “You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you’d like...
One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into...