Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge. The Doctor said, “Get undressed,...
A guy walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch. The bartender poured him the drink and the guy drank it down in one gulp....
A teacher asks her class if anyone could use the word ‘indefinitely’ in a sentence. Little Johnny raises his hand at the back of the class....
Bill and Mary were married for 40 years and decided they wanted to renew their vows and planned a second wedding. They were discussing the details...
Three guys are in a doctor`s office. One is a drunk, another`s a smoker and the third`s a gay guy. The doctor tells each of them...
A young man walked up and sat down at the bar. “What can I get you?” the bartender inquired. “I want 6 shots of Jagermeister,” responded...
A man came home just in time to find his lover in bed with another man. In a total rage, he dragged his lover down the...
This elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera, and announces, “My friends, I’d like to...
A guy rings his boss, “I can’t come to work today.” The boss asks, “Why?” The Guy says, “It’s my eyes.” “What’s wrong with your eyes”,...
A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the game warden! Immediately, one...
Two fishermen travel 100 miles to try out a new fishing spot. They buy a variety of bait and lures and rent a boat. After a...
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours, and afterward they’re just...
A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. “What’s wrong?” asked his mother. “Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?” he...
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front...
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck...
A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the...
Three guys are arrested in an adult book store and appear before the judge. He asks the first guy to stand: “What is your name?” he...
After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was...
An doubter was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed...
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing...