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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he pick up a CD player to place...
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he...
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his...
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, “Little Johnny, why has your school work...
A husband and wife decided they needed to use code to indicate that they wanted to have lovemaking without letting their children in on it. They...
Two women friends had gone out for a girls night out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly...
The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a pure and I don’t know anything about lovemaking. Can you explain it to me first?” “OK,...
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free...
A man is traveling through the jungle for days. Growing tired, he passes by a house and decides to ask if they could put him up...
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, “Doctor,...
This guy is walking with his friend. He says to this friend, “I’m a walking economy.” The friend replies “How so?” “My hair line is in...
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language...
A wife woke up from her night’s sleep and began recounting her dream to her husband. “I dream they were auctioning off tools in this place,...
A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad....
A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas Cards. “What denomination?” asked the clerk. “Oh, good heavens! Have we come to...
A Russian couple are walking when it begins to precipitate. The man, Rudolph tells his wife it is raining but she insists that it is snowing....
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually...
A man walks into a doctor’s office and says, “I have a problem with my weapon!” The lady at the counter says, “Sir, we do not...
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would help...
A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife doesn’t want to have lovemaking with him for the last 7 months. The doc...