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When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven. “Sorry, old man,” Peter said, “But I can’t let you in. You see...
A lady approaches her priest and says, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one...
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of...
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him...
A young teen aged girl was a call girl and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a...
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, “Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale.” A preacher walked up and...
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar getting drunk. The man turns to the woman and asks her why...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?” “Ten,” she replied. “What...
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. “Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and...
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. “Young lady,” the doctor began, “you’re pregnant.” “But that can’t be. The...
A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a...
An old couple go to a doctor and ask him to watch them have lovemaking and tell if he see’s them doing anything wrong. So they...
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve...
A drunk walks into a bar and orders a glass of whisky. He takes several gulps and dies a sudden death. In Heaven he begs of...
A man went fishing one day. He looked over the side of his boat and saw a snake with a frog in its mouth. Feeling sorry...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination. “Mrs. Brown,” he said, “I have some good news for you.”...
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she...
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink...