A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine’s Day night and sees a beautiful young woman sitting alone at the bar. After an hour...
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks the blonde if she would...
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me. I just can’t stop having lovemaking!” “Well how often do you have...
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry. “I would like to marry a...
One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went. He said, “We’re learning about make love education.” She smiled,...
Two bikers were talking at a bar. “How’s married life?” asks the first. “It’s fine,” says the second. “How’s the make love?” asks the first. “Fine,”...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a make love life. One looks out the window, and across the road is...
Two call girls were on a street corner. They started discussing business, and one of the call girl said, “Gonna be a good night, I smell...
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his...
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sun room of a retirement home. The old man says to the woman, “For five dollars, I’ll...
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life, and it’s clear that they’re trying to one-up each other....
A teacher was giving her class of small children a lesson on good manners. “Suppose, by mistake, you step on a lady’s foot. What do you...
They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of...
A little boy asked his father a question. “Dad, I know that babies come from mommies’ tummies, but how do they get there in the first...
Two lawyers arrive at the pub and order a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this, the...
Three friends were at the bar talking, and after many rounds of beer, one of them suggests that everyone admits something they have never admitted to...
An older couple wake up in the morning and the husband looks over at the woman and says, ‘Wow! You wouldn’t believe the dream I had…’...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, “Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on, standing in front of him, he looks up at her private parts...
A drunk was sitting in a bar looking at three small brown pellets in his hand. The bartender asked what they were, and the drunk replied...