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An English teacher spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students’ written work. She wasn’t sure how much impact she was having until...
A young boy was looking through the family album and asked his mother, “Who’s this guy on the beach with you, with all the muscles and...
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Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off...
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An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they’d do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet...
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Two hunters get up early one morning to go hunting. They live way out in the country, so all they have to do is walk from...
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and went over...
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The teacher told the class that each student could tell the class one thing they got for Christmas. So, the teacher calls on a girl to...
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A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up...
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A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present...
An American woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a...