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At school one morning, the teacher asked little Johnny what he had for breakfast. Little Johnny said, “Well, on my way to school I come cross...
A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first intermission he had to use the bathroom in the worst way, so he hurried...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though. As he’s drinking his beer, which was...
There is this guy who has a 25 inch tool. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can make his...
A Midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring group of city folks. “One of the benefits of this profession,” he explained, “is that we...
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life, that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So...
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, “What...
A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie appeared in a puff of smoke and said, “And what will your third...
Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business. “I started a new practice last year,” the first one said. “I insist...
A salesman was trying to talk a farmer into buying a bicycle, but was meeting with considerable sales resistance. “Shucks, I’d sooner spend my money on...
A doctor just finishes his check up with a man. Dr: I’ve got good new and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Patient:...
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, and then said, “You’re A,...
Three drunks get into a taxi and tell the driver where to go. The driver has an idea of the address so he starts the engine,...
It’s a summer holiday weekend and a man walks into a butcher shop that has a sign in the window saying “Ground Sirloin: 29 cents per...
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down...
A couple of tourists were dining at a fine restaurant in Paris. After waiting for an hour, the husband finally was able to catch the waiter’s...
The Mexican Maid asked for a pay rise. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked,...
Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them in fifty years’ time. The first said, “I would like my grandchildren...
Two little boys were arguing. “My father is better than your father!” “No he’s not!” “My brother is better than your brother!” “No he’s not!” “My...
A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 tie shoes. The salesman says, “But, sir, I can see from...