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One day a man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the lady...
A girl asks her father, “Why does it rain? Is it God sweating or crying?” “No,” says her father, “it rains to make the plants grow....
A man is lying on the beach, Wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of...
A guy takes his girlfriend to his bedroom, Drops his pants, and says, “Meet my little brother.” The girlfriend picks up her purse on the way...
A man saw a lady with big melons. He asked, “Excuse me, can I bite your melons for $1000?” She agrees, so they go to a...
Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two...
There’s a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the passenger seat. They’re going down a steep...
Employee: “I bet you $6,000 i can piss in your cup 30 meters away.” Boss: “OK I would like to see you try.” Employee: As he...
Three doctors are out geese hunting. A gaggle flies over and the oncologist raises and then lowers his gun. “I better conduct an MRI first to...
The teacher was teaching in animal lesson. Teacher: What does a pig do? Student: it rolls around in mud. Teacher: Good! What does a cow do?...
A woman walks into a cafe with a stomach ache. After a while she realizes she needs to relieve herself, knowing her farts are loud, she...
A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.” The barman says, “Wow, you must have had one hell...
A guy call in to his Boss. Worker: I can’t come to work today. I’m sick Boss: Oh yea! What’s wrong with you now? Worker: I...
A man hires a call girl and they go back to his house. The man says I have never had a 69 before. The call girl...
Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” Wife: “Aw, thank...
A young blonde fears her husband is having an affair. She goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she finds him...
Jack at the grocery store ask the lady to show him wear the cookies are. The lady takes him to the bathroom and takes off her...
A boy asked his teacher “Can I go to the toilet please miss?” But the teacher said “No, we’re doing the alphabet” 5 Minutes later he...
A hippie in a bus sees a very beautiful lady and he goes to the lady and asks, “can I do my way with you?” The...
A Guy urgently needed a few days off work, But, he knew the Boss would not allow him to leave. He thought that maybe if he...