One day a man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a […]
A girl asks her father, “Why does it rain? Is it God sweating or crying?” […]
A man is lying on the beach, Wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. […]
A guy takes his girlfriend to his bedroom, Drops his pants, and says, “Meet my […]
A man saw a lady with big melons. He asked, “Excuse me, can I bite […]
Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that […]
There’s a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette is driving while the […]
Employee: “I bet you $6,000 i can piss in your cup 30 meters away.” Boss: […]
Three doctors are out geese hunting. A gaggle flies over and the oncologist raises and […]
The teacher was teaching in animal lesson. Teacher: What does a pig do? Student: it […]
A woman walks into a cafe with a stomach ache. After a while she realizes […]
A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, “Give me six double […]
A guy call in to his Boss. Worker: I can’t come to work today. I’m […]
A man hires a call girl and they go back to his house. The man […]
Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, […]
A young blonde fears her husband is having an affair. She goes to a gun […]
Jack at the grocery store ask the lady to show him wear the cookies are. […]
A boy asked his teacher “Can I go to the toilet please miss?” But the […]
A hippie in a bus sees a very beautiful lady and he goes to the […]
A Guy urgently needed a few days off work, But, he knew the Boss would […]