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The Russian couple make love life was terrible, so they were quite excited when Moscow’s first make love store opened up across the street. “Olga, why...
A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said, “Sir, you are hereby fined $100.” The lawyer stood up...
A brunette goes into a doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. “Impossible,” says the doctor. “Show me.” She takes her...
A child goes to his father and asks, “Father, how do parents think of names for their children?” The father answers, “Well, son, the night before...
Two salesmen were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in...
Two nuns are doing their grocery shopping. As they pass the cooler full of beer, one nun says longingly to the other one, “A cold beer...
Three elderly men are talking a walk outside their nursing home. The first one says, “Windy, isn’t it?” The second one says, “No, it’s Thursday!” The...
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen. “What’s wrong, dearest?” asked the confused husband. “Oh darling,”...
A new patient was quite upset when the doctor’s nurse led him to a small, curtained cubicle and told him to undress. “But I only want...
An old woman is upset at her husband’s funeral. “You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit.” The mortician...
Mr. Brown was working in his garden when on the other side of the fence, he heard his neighbor crying. Mr. Brown popped his head over...
A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what’s wrong, and the kids reply that aunt...
One day a man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the lady...
A girl asks her father, “Why does it rain? Is it God sweating or crying?” “No,” says her father, “it rains to make the plants grow....
A man is lying on the beach, Wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of...
A guy takes his girlfriend to his bedroom, Drops his pants, and says, “Meet my little brother.” The girlfriend picks up her purse on the way...
A man saw a lady with big melons. He asked, “Excuse me, can I bite your melons for $1000?” She agrees, so they go to a...
Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two...
There’s a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the passenger seat. They’re going down a steep...
Employee: “I bet you $6,000 i can piss in your cup 30 meters away.” Boss: “OK I would like to see you try.” Employee: As he...