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During a bank robbery, the thief’s mask slipped off. He fixed it and asked a […]
A man was driving his wife home after a night out, when they were stopped […]
Peter sat at his dying wife’s bedside. Her voice was little more than a whisper. […]
Two women are walking home from the bar, they both have to piss so they […]
A farmer walks into his bedroom carrying a lamb under his arm. He walks over […]
Two women are discussing life in the retirement village they live in with their spouses […]
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes […]
A man is about to enter a meeting at work when he realizes that he […]
There are three women. One is dating, one is engaged, and one is married. They […]
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, […]
A couple drives to the hospital because the wife is in labor. The doctor alerts […]
A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box […]
A husband and wife decide on a code language whenever they feel like having make […]
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too […]
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the […]
A young couple is on their honeymoon. The husband is sitting in the bathroom on […]
A young man and woman got married. At the time of their marriage, the husband […]
A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him. He explained his situation to a […]
Bob goes to see his friend Pete. He finds Pete in his barn dancing undressed […]