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Three doctors are out geese hunting. A gaggle flies over and the oncologist raises and then lowers his gun. “I better conduct an MRI first to...
The teacher was teaching in animal lesson. Teacher: What does a pig do? Student: it rolls around in mud. Teacher: Good! What does a cow do?...
A woman walks into a cafe with a stomach ache. After a while she realizes she needs to relieve herself, knowing her farts are loud, she...
A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.” The barman says, “Wow, you must have had one hell...
A guy call in to his Boss. Worker: I can’t come to work today. I’m sick Boss: Oh yea! What’s wrong with you now? Worker: I...
A man hires a call girl and they go back to his house. The man says I have never had a 69 before. The call girl...
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A young blonde fears her husband is having an affair. She goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she finds him...
Jack at the grocery store ask the lady to show him wear the cookies are. The lady takes him to the bathroom and takes off her...
A boy asked his teacher “Can I go to the toilet please miss?” But the teacher said “No, we’re doing the alphabet” 5 Minutes later he...
A hippie in a bus sees a very beautiful lady and he goes to the lady and asks, “can I do my way with you?” The...
A Guy urgently needed a few days off work, But, he knew the Boss would not allow him to leave. He thought that maybe if he...
A little old lady comes into the kitchen to talk to her husband and says, “Honey just look at me. My legs are heavy, thighs are...
During a bank robbery, the thief’s mask slipped off. He fixed it and asked a hostage, “Did you see my face?” The hostage had, so the...
A man was driving his wife home after a night out, when they were stopped by the police. “Sir, did you know you were speeding?” asked...
Peter sat at his dying wife’s bedside. Her voice was little more than a whisper. “Pete darling,” she breathed, “I’ve a confession to make before I...
Two women are walking home from the bar, they both have to piss so they slip into a nearby cemetery. One uses her underwear to wipe...
A farmer walks into his bedroom carrying a lamb under his arm. He walks over to his wife who’s laying in bed. “See!” he yells, “This...
Two women are discussing life in the retirement village they live in with their spouses and how they like it. One woman tells the other that...
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you...