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A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with...
The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day he got the news that his wife had...
After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.”...
One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said, “the sky is absolutely blue”...
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, “How am...
A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner: The...
An old lady went into a bar in Ibiza and saw a man with his feet propped upon a table. He had the biggest boots she’d...
Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children, then Ted died of Heart Disease: Judy married again and she and Bob had 7 more children....
Last Year A Guy Took His Blonde Girl Friend To The Superbowl. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked...
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some...
A little girl and a little boy were at day-care one day. The girl approached the boy and said, “Hey Billy, want to play house?” He...
A Chinese family of 5, named Chu, Bu, Hu, Su and Fu decided to immigrate to the United States. In order to get a visa, they...
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles...
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a...
A confused father goes to buy a Barbie Doll for his daughters birthday. The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out...
Grandpa was driving with his 9 year old granddaughter and beeped the horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said,...
A man and his wife check into a hotel The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so...
A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman. “Do you know you were driving...
An Irish couple are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll try being a hpoker: She’s not quite sure what to do, so the...
The Pencil Maker took the pencil aside, just before putting him into the box. “There are 5 things you need to know,” he told the pencil,...