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A few puns I thought of while trying not to get out of bed . What did the Alabama sister say to her sibling? “Cum at...
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. My...
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on...
One day a beggar knocked at the door of a house, and when a woman opened the door, asked her for alms. “I’ve nothing to give...
Ray and Bob, two Government maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were...
A group of male friends, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons because...
During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day – “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five...
Teacher: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do? Christy: I’d climb a tree. Teacher: if the lion climbs a tree? Christy: I will...
An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defence lawyer asked Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?” “Yes,” said Sam,...
After 3 years, the wife starts to think that their child looks different, so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the...
Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking. Dorothy: “That nice George Johnston asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him...
An old physician, Dr. Gordon Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said:...
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived...
A boy who was a witness to a crime was called to testify in court. He was approached by the defence attorney who asked, “Did anyone...
Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83...
A pregnant woman boards a bus. After taking a seat, she notices a man smiling at her. She feels self-conscious and changes her seat, but he...
A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby “Kneeling is definitely the best way...
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with...
Interviewers ask routine questions to candidates…. Some weird answers…. Q – Tell us about yourself ? A – Yourself is pronoun used when the subject and...
A tired minister was at home resting, and through the window he saw a woman approaching his door. She was one of those too-talkative people, and...