A few puns I thought of while trying not to get out of bed . […]
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem […]
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to […]
One day a beggar knocked at the door of a house, and when a woman […]
Ray and Bob, two Government maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, […]
A group of male friends, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. […]
During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described […]
Teacher: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do? Christy: I’d climb a […]
An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defence lawyer asked Sam, […]
After 3 years, the wife starts to think that their child looks different, so she […]
Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking. Dorothy: “That nice George Johnston asked me […]
An old physician, Dr. Gordon Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open […]
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and […]
A boy who was a witness to a crime was called to testify in court. […]
Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree […]
A pregnant woman boards a bus. After taking a seat, she notices a man smiling […]
A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while […]
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a […]
Interviewers ask routine questions to candidates…. Some weird answers…. Q – Tell us about yourself […]
A tired minister was at home resting, and through the window he saw a woman […]