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Last Year A Guy Took His Blonde Girl Friend To The Superbowl. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked...
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some...
A little girl and a little boy were at day-care one day. The girl approached the boy and said, “Hey Billy, want to play house?” He...
A Chinese family of 5, named Chu, Bu, Hu, Su and Fu decided to immigrate to the United States. In order to get a visa, they...
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles...
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a...
A confused father goes to buy a Barbie Doll for his daughters birthday. The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out...
Grandpa was driving with his 9 year old granddaughter and beeped the horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said,...
A man and his wife check into a hotel The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so...
A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman. “Do you know you were driving...
An Irish couple are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll try being a hpoker: She’s not quite sure what to do, so the...
The Pencil Maker took the pencil aside, just before putting him into the box. “There are 5 things you need to know,” he told the pencil,...
A few puns I thought of while trying not to get out of bed . What did the Alabama sister say to her sibling? “Cum at...
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. My...
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on...
One day a beggar knocked at the door of a house, and when a woman opened the door, asked her for alms. “I’ve nothing to give...
Ray and Bob, two Government maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were...
A group of male friends, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons because...
During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day – “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five...
Teacher: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do? Christy: I’d climb a tree. Teacher: if the lion climbs a tree? Christy: I will...