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A group of people were touring a university campus and they noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards...
A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks “how much for a beer?” The bartender replies “$1”. The...
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. “How wonderful! But I hope you don’t mind me asking what...
A young Spanish teacher, fresh out of college, is hired at a public school. On her first day, the principal decides to observe, and sits down...
Two men, from a small town in Ireland, were looking at a mail order catalog and admiring the pictures of the models… Patrick said to Shane,...
On his first day on the job, the trainee dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice...
A schoolteacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. When his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to dreamland...
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard....
Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street. “Take my money,” said Moishe, “but do...
“Dad, where did I come from?” asks this 10-years-old. The father was shocked that a 10 year old would be asking a question like that. He...
While riding my Harley the other day, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed...
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next...
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. “You come to the front door of the...
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they’ll be admitted to Heaven...
An elderly couple in their 80’s were going to Florida. At the border, the customs officer asks where they were going. The wife says “what did...
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs. The...
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & young woman entered She was so striking that the man...
Suddenly, the captain announces over the public address system, “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry to say that I have some bad news. Our engines are malfunctioning...
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. “There is a blind man to see you,” she says....
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: “I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children,...