An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defence lawyer asked Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?” “Yes,” said Sam,...
After 3 years, the wife starts to think that their child looks different, so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the...
Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking. Dorothy: “That nice George Johnston asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him...
An old physician, Dr. Gordon Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said:...
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived...
A boy who was a witness to a crime was called to testify in court. He was approached by the defence attorney who asked, “Did anyone...
Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83...
A pregnant woman boards a bus. After taking a seat, she notices a man smiling at her. She feels self-conscious and changes her seat, but he...
A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby “Kneeling is definitely the best way...
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with...
Interviewers ask routine questions to candidates…. Some weird answers…. Q – Tell us about yourself ? A – Yourself is pronoun used when the subject and...
A tired minister was at home resting, and through the window he saw a woman approaching his door. She was one of those too-talkative people, and...
A group of people were touring a university campus and they noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards...
A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks “how much for a beer?” The bartender replies “$1”. The...
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. “How wonderful! But I hope you don’t mind me asking what...
A young Spanish teacher, fresh out of college, is hired at a public school. On her first day, the principal decides to observe, and sits down...
Two men, from a small town in Ireland, were looking at a mail order catalog and admiring the pictures of the models… Patrick said to Shane,...
On his first day on the job, the trainee dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice...
A schoolteacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. When his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to dreamland...
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard....