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A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby...
For the past 20 years my wife has been complaining about me not putting the cap back on the toothpaste. Last anniversary, I decided to change...
A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her 3rd grade class. The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Grade 4....
Husband gets home and tells his wife “quick, get me a beer before it starts.” She gets the beer. He chugs it and says “quick, get...
One day, Little Johnny’s grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he...
A man and a blonde meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much do...
A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son...
The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question...
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies...
He tip-toed up the stairs to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen, but tripped & fell on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket made...
Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years. An angel appeared before the statues and said, “Since the two...
Unlike English, Spanish and many other languages have masculine and feminine nouns, which determine whether you say “el” for masculine or “la” for feminine. So the...
The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do that?” The woman says, “Just...
Nasreddin Hodja was boasting about the power of his faith. “If your faith is so strong, then pray for that mountain to come to you,” said...
An old Man walked into the bank and stood in the queue, when it was his turn he handed his bank card to a bank teller...
An older lady was doing some household chores on a beautiful Sunday morning, when she suddenly heard the doorbell ring. She opened the door to see...
The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary...
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life, had finally retired. At her next checkup, her new doctor told her...
MONA LISA’S MOTHER: “After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that’s the biggest smile you can give us?” COLUMBUS MOTHER: “I don’’t...
Four old retired men are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, “Old Timers Bar –...