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Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking. Dorothy: “That nice George Johnston asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him...
The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club. On the first Tee, she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway....
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside...
You should never ignore words of advice from people who are qualified to give it – otherwise things can turn out like in this story. A...
A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir? The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need...
A Very ‘Straight and Honest’ Girl is Going To Town Before she left, her mother gave her some advice: “Daughter, when you’re in Town and if...
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally...
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood. They we’re celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and decided to...
A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom’s best friend takes him aside and asks what’s wrong. “Well,” replies the...
A Ventriloquist Was Performing In A Club Telling Dumb Blonde Jokes With his dummy on his knee, he begins his usual routine of endless blonde jokes....
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door...
Once upon a time there was a poor but very brave man called Ali. He worked for Ammar, a rich old merchant. One winter’s night Ammar...
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every...
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning,...
During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day – “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five...
A confused father goes to buy a Barbie Doll for his daughters birthday. The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out...
As a boy, Abin-Alsar overheard a conversation between his father and a dervish. “Careful with your work”, said the dervish “Think of what future generations will...
A man and his wife check into a hotel The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so...
Elsa, a 97 year old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, St Peter was standing...
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside I just finished cleaning.” My mother...