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“Dad, where did I come from?” asks this 10-years-old. The father was shocked that a 10 year old would be asking a question like that. He...
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next...
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. “You come to the front door of the...
An elderly couple in their 80’s were going to Florida. At the border, the customs officer asks where they were going. The wife says “what did...
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs. The...
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and young woman entered. She was so striking that the man...
Suddenly, the captain announces over the public address system, “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry to say that I have some bad news. Our engines are malfunctioning...
The For the past 20 years my wife has been complaining about me not putting the cap back on the toothpaste. Last anniversary, I decided to...
One day, Little Johnny’s grandmother sent him to the water h*le to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he...
A man and a blonde meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much do...
A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son...
The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of yes no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the...
An old Man walked into the bank and stood in the queue, when it was his turn he handed his bank card to a bank teller...
An older lady was doing some house hold chores on a beautiful Sunday morning, when she suddenly heard the doorbell ring. She opened the door to...
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life, had finally retired. At her next checkup, her new doctor told her...
The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club. On the first Tee, she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway....
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside...
A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir? The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need...
A Very ‘Straight and Honest’ Girl is Going To Town Before she left, her mother gave her some advice: “Daughter, when you’re in Town and if...
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally...