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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. “I’ll have the rump steak, rare, please.” He said, “Aren’t...
An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway police. Ma’am, did...
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, ‘Hello.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, please.’ ‘Speaking.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When...
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. Here is your oceanside condo, over...
A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond earrings and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more...
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble making truck...
A man’s wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed....
A policeman knocked on my door this morning, but I just locked it and sat there in complete silence. After 20 seconds he knocked again, but...
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not...
The Funny Old Forgetful Couple Go To A Doctor noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor....
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered the grave news: “There’s no easy way to tell you this, so...
One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were...
An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money… The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would...
A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put...
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a “manager”. The questions are not that difficult. 1-How do...
A magician is working on a Cruise Ship… With him, he has a parrot to spice up his routine. Sadly, the parrot has the habit of...
So, today I went over to the local Gun shop to get a Colt 9mm handgun for home/personal protection. When I was ready to pay for...
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen...
A man and a woman who had never met before but were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on...
One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, “well… when...