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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door...
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every...
Elsa, a 97 year old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter was standing...
An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway police. Ma’am, did...
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, ‘Hello.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, please.’ ‘Speaking.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When...
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. Here is your oceanside condo, over...
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble making truck...
The old forgetful couple go to a doctor noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The...
An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money… The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would...
A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put...
A magician is working on a Cruise Ship with him, he has a parrot to spice up his routine. Sadly, the parrot has the habit of...
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen...
One day a blonde walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, “well… when...
One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his manhood into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he...
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One...
A man finds a wallet with $700 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet...
A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few...
A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money. He knocked on the door of one house, and when the man answered the boy asked,...
One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over...
A blind man went to a restaurant. “Menu sir?” asked the owner. “I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it...