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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother,...
One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his manhood into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that...
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One...
A man finds a wallet with $700 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet...
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy. The fairy says “I will give you what you...
A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few...
A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money. He knocked on the door of one house, and when the man answered the boy asked,...
One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over...
Wife’s Diary: Tonight, I thought Tom was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my...
A blind man went to a restaurant. “Menu sir?” asked the owner. “I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it...
A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife n****ked on the bed,...
A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously...
On his first day on the job, the trainee dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice...
He asked the preacher if he could participate in the door-to-door selling of bibles. The preacher agreed, but knowing the young man had a bad stutter,...
A lawyer tries to make conversation when barber shaves his hair. Barber whispers in lawyer’s ear: ─ This kid is one of the dumbest kids in...
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this...
Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. When he finally got to the last...
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall that says, “$500 if we fail to fill your order.” When his...
An elderly gentleman had been experiencing serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have...
When the expensive printer/ photocopier in an office began print black lines on every page, The office manager called a local repair shop, where a friendly...