Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old […]
The priest says, “Oh heavens, I forgot my lures back on land” and steps out […]
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife […]
Two bachelors are talking and their conversation drifts from politics to cooking. “I got a […]
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. […]
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says, “Please come over here and help […]
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way. Andy’s wife, […]
An old man is eating his lunch in a restaurant when three bikers walk up […]
A guy goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a $100 […]
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. […]
One day an old lady won the lottery and bought a mansion. She would wake […]
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond necklace. […]
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the […]
A man and his wife are at a restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at […]
A school teacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. When his pupils asked […]
A third age Scotsman was waiting for his son to return from his first date. […]
There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one […]
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in […]
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for […]
A Polish man had married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada for […]