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Little Mary was not the best student in school. Usually, she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,...
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy...
A man and a woman were having drinks, getting to know one another and started bantering back and forth about male female issues. They talked about...
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a...
Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays it on her...
A little boy said, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? “Why sure you can,” his grandfather replied. As he sat on his grandfather’s lap he...
Two friends went to interview for the same job. They were both in the waiting area when the first friend got called for his interview. The...
A man was talking to one of his friends named Jim when another friend walked up to them. The friend showed them that his head had...
An elderly couple were sitting together watching television. During one of those commercials, the husband asked his wife, “Whatever happened to our make love relations?” After...
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions,...
An elderly man told his wife, Honey we have done everything in our life except ride in an aeroplane. Let’s do it, she said OK. They...
This dog walks into a post office and says to the Postmaster. “I need to send a telegram.” The Postmaster says “OK, what is it?” The...
The husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor: His wife pulls him up and cleans everything. The next...
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having make...
Little Johnny was visiting a friend of his in New York during the winter. He and his friend went outside to play in the snow. After...
Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place: First guy: “You have no idea what I had to do...
The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing...
Russ and Fred, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Russ didn’t...
Little Johnny comes home from school and his Grandma asks him about his day. Little Johnny says, “Oh, the school was fun. We were learning make...
A farmer was taking three of his donkeys for sale to the market. On the way, he saw a river and decided to have a dip....