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A hunter spots a grizzly bear 1,000 yards away, but due to some thick bushes he can’t get any closer, so he aims his rifle and...
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so...
A class of 3rd graders return from their field trip to the farm and the teacher asks them, “What kind of noises did you hear at...
The teacher asked all the students to write an essay on the subject My Pet. The next day she started checking the homework of everyone. After...
A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon. After two weeks they came back and finally put away all of the presents they...
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decided to replace the...
Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they come to the corral, he explained, “That’s a bull and a cow, and he’s serving...
The lawyer says to his client, Bill Shorten, “I have some good news and some bad news.” Bill replies: “I’ve had a bloody awful week, so...
A bus driver was plying his regular driving route when an old lady got on the bus and sat behind the driver, For every ten minutes...
Little Mary was not the best student in school. Usually, she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,...
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy...
A man and a woman were having drinks, getting to know one another and started bantering back and forth about male female issues. They talked about...
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a...
Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays it on her...
A little boy said, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? “Why sure you can,” his grandfather replied. As he sat on his grandfather’s lap he...
Two friends went to interview for the same job. They were both in the waiting area when the first friend got called for his interview. The...
A man was talking to one of his friends named Jim when another friend walked up to them. The friend showed them that his head had...
An elderly couple were sitting together watching television. During one of those commercials, the husband asked his wife, “Whatever happened to our make love relations?” After...
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions,...
An elderly man told his wife, Honey we have done everything in our life except ride in an aeroplane. Let’s do it, she said OK. They...